Carey V’s Picks and Pans

Last night I tuned in to the Emmy’s, not to see who won Best Supporting Actress in a Comedy Series, but specifically  to see which celebrities should fire their stylists. I may not be Rachel Zoe, but I do know that just because it’s a Zac Posen doesn’t mean you should wear it in public. [...]

Don’t be tardy for the party, and other TV life lessons.

So they say TV rots your brain. But now that reality TV is all the rage, they say it’s even worse. Well, who are “they” anyway? If you find out, could you let me know? Because I have news for “them.” Not only has reality TV not rotted my brain, but it has actually made [...]

We’re baaaaaaaaack!

We’re back, bitches! I’m sure you’ve probably been wondering where we’ve been, but since winning the coveted LOUIE Award, “Summer” has since become a verb and not a noun. As you know, we are very important. And haven’t you noticed that important people are asked, “Where do you Summer?” We have had places to go, [...]